Vampires Suck

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July 25, With the level of humor here running to flatulence jokes, groin kicks and high-school smart-aleck cracks, their movie does, indeed, surely no other critic in the world will be this clever SUCK! Eric Yorkie Twilight character. Please fill your email to form below. Accendi il tuo futuro The Startup: In this funny parody of the popular Twilight franchise, Becca, an anxious, non-vampire high school girl, is torn between two boys: She leaves behind her childhood spent in hiding during the years of the There she meet the lesbian hyper-horny real estate agent Moira.

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So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof. A few broader references might have made this punishing one-note trawl through the eminently spoofable tween-vamp saga slightly more watchable. Plenty of gags fall flat, but writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer It's been two whole years since the team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer subjected us to one of its godawful parodies. Alas, the vacation is over.

With the level of humor here running to flatulence jokes, groin kicks and high-school smart-aleck cracks, their movie does, indeed, surely no other critic in the world will be this clever SUCK! A witless, slavish pastiche of the series of romantic dramas based on Stephenie Meyer's Twilight novels.

It is a knowing film that knows nothing about comedy. Vampires Suck, and films like it, not only fail to parody elements of contemporary society, they barely spoof the genre they are trying to mock. I know comedy is subjective, so grant me that Vampires Suck just did not make me laugh. It probably doesn't help that, as a spoof on the Twilight franchise, it's making fun of movies I also don't enjoy.

Subscribe to 1 Movies Website mailing list to receive updates on movies, tv-series and news. Get premium and watch without any limits! Becca Jenn Proske , an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.

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